IF HITLER WERE ALIVE TODAY

 IF HITLER WERE ALIVE TODAY

 Hitler- “How’s the economy of Germany doing?”

Me- “The GDP figure in 2020 was $3,806,073 million, Germany is placed 4th in the ranking of GDP of the 196 countries.

Hitler - “Why Not NUMBER 1!!”

Hitler - “Well What about Jew’s. Where the fuck are the camps?!!”

Me - “Well, There are no camp’s now lol. Last week Germans celebrated 1700 years of Jewish life in Germany.

Hitler - WTFFFFF!!


Hitler - “ Atleast homosexual’s are completely ‘cleaned’ from Germany right?”

Me - “Well umm…Germany has frequently been seen as one of the most gay-friendly countries in the world”

Hitler-


Hitler *sadly*- “I guess I’ll go back ,I can’t take all these news anymore”

Me- “Um well dude, You can be happy about one thing I guess”

Hitler*excitedly* -“Are they reopening the camps??”

Me- “Well not that, The current animal welfare laws in Germany are the one’s introduced by you”

Hitler-


TLDR;

Hitler would have been totally dejected and angry except maybe on the Animal laws used.


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